How is a Seattle Donut Shop Getting Heroin Addicts More Addicted to Donuts?

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Heroin addicts also addicted to Lemon Poppy Donuts by Mighty O Donuts in Seattle
Heroin addicts also addicted to Lemon Poppy Donuts by Mighty O Donuts in Seattle

It started with Lemon Poppy Seed Donuts

At first, heroin addicts in Seattle flocked to Mighty O Donuts to lesson withdrawal by consuming six or more lemon poppy donuts for the tiny amount of morphine sometimes present in poppy seed residue. But then a strange thing happened. When they had heroin and were no longer withdrawing from opiates, they were still not feeling well.

“I was still withdrawing from something, I just didn’t know what at first,” one heroin addict told us on the condition of anonymity. “But pretty soon I found myself thinking of Mighty O Donuts and I was like, ‘holy shit, I’ve got to have me some of them donuts’ and I was shaking and sweating and it was horrible until I got more Mighty O’s”.

I was still withdrawing from something, I just didn’t know what at first

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Heroin addicts pretending to be normal people during a daytime score

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12 Step Donut-Eaters Programs

Those with addictive personalities are particularly vulnerable in the presence of organic, vegan donuts. There will be 12 Step meetings for donut addicts at The Capitol Hill Presbyterian – 1729 Harvard Ave, Seattle 98122 on Tuesday & Thursday at 8 PM.