Alabama Has No Problem Electing Child Molester to Senate as Long as He Goes to Church

Sporting his cute outfit that came with a nifty pocketbook pistol, Roy Moore took to the stage wagging his pistol with so much femininity one had to wonder whether it was all an act to convince his audience that this girly-man was harmless, even with a gun.

And it may very well have been an act.

Judge Roy Moore, who now has nine women accusing him of sexual improprieties while they were teenage girls still in middle or high school, is determined not to drop out of the Senate race in Alabama. Moore claims his accusers (all nine of them) are part of a conspiracy created by the democrats. Even the women who voted for Trump. And the women are also very, very good actresses, as you can see in the emotional video footage of them.

Alabama Voters Will Decide

Ranked 46th by IQ (up from 48) Alabama voters are fast becoming smart. There ain’t no fooling Alabama voters.

Just a few years ago, Alabama (then 48th nationally by IQ) was perceived as a state full of idiots. But Alabama shot up to 46, and may very well hit 41 someday.

“And that means Alabama voters can see average intelligence, if standing on their toes on a Yellow Pages directory,” said Dr. Allen Brice, professor of education at Alabama State. “You can’t underestimate Alabama voters because there’s nothing below where they’re at now,” Dr. Brice said.