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Dyslexic Man Found Not Guilty of Date Rape, Citing “No Means On”

By Des Stonedeux / February 5, 2017

After deliberating for 12 minutes, the jury in Seattle, WA returned a no guilty verdict. “We are happy to see society take a step forward understanding the challenges that dyslexic people face in ordinary, day to day situations,” the man’s lawyer said. When asked for comment, the “victim” said, “Jesus Christ, I was yelling ‘no’! […]


Capitol Hill “Street Throne” Appears Again at Summit & Olive Triggering Customary Performance Art

By Des Stonedeux / September 15, 2016

Street Throne Appears Again The infamous and mysterious “Capitol Hill Street Throne” appeared again this week at the top of another Capitol Hill incline, triggering locals to participate in a customary ritual that has developed over the years since the strange arrangement made its first surprise appearance in 2006. “The Throne” as locals call it, […]