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Trump Makes Crowd Laugh by Revealing Muslim Ban was “Just a Joke”

By Des Stonedeux / May 20, 2017

After agreeing to spend billions of dollars on weapons, Muslim Saudi aristocrats were treated to a rare sampling of Donald Trump’s legendary sense of humor when they were told that Trump’s Muslim ban was “just a joke.” “It was the funniest joke I have ever heard,” a Saudi prince told an AP reporter. “And my […]

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Stanford Rapist Accepts Pick Up Artist Invitation; Reality Show Ratings Soar

By Des Stonedeux / September 7, 2016

Pickup Show Ratings Needing Pickup After record-breaking ratings for season one, Fox’s “Pickup Artist” series went from good to average to terrible as viewers grew tired with the same predictable undersexed outcasts trying to get phone numbers from any female that would talk to them. “Since the second season, we’ve been looking for the ultimate […]