Science & Technology

Lottery Winner Inspires Others, “If I Can Beat the Odds, Anyone Can!”

She was just a farmer's daughter with an 8th grade education. "Everyone told me I was going nowhere...look how wrong they were," she said.

June 13, 2017 by Des Stonedeux

She was just a farmer's daughter with an 8th grade education. "Everyone told me I was going nowhere...look how wrong they were," she said. Chris Weir is one of the few of the rich and famous who decide to give back in a meaningful way. "I know a lot of famous people who never look back to where they came from," Powerball winner Chris Weir said, "They never think about … [Read more...]

New NASA Study Decodes God’s Mysterious Ways, Explains Why Some Children Die of Cancer

How could God allow millions of children to die every year? Turns out, there are very good reasons.

June 3, 2017 by Des Stonedeux

God no longer works in mysterious ways. After pouring over decades of data on subjects such as child mortality, automobile fatalities, freak accidents, and more, NASA researchers say they can explain why some children die horrible, painful deaths. … [Read more...]

WD-40 to Make Feminine Lubrication for Elderly “Most Difficult Cases”

"No one can handle rust like WD-40, and elderly women will feel young after scraping away years of oxidized buildup."

February 25, 2017 by Des Stonedeux

WD-40 Claims it "Cleans & Lubricates Any Pipe You've Got" Oldest Woman Alive Accepts WD-40 "What's Left of Your Lifetime Supply" Award "When I use WD-40, the rust comes out and I'm moist and ready to go," Huang said. After a few hundred humiliating encounters that left dried flakes on her partners, word was out about 116 year-old Ma-Huang's dryness. Crowned … [Read more...]

NASA Celebrates Exciting Discovery of Female Employee Worthy of Male Salary

Critics Argue Employee is Probably a Lesbian Who Hates Being Treated Like a Man

September 6, 2016 by Des Stonedeux

NASA took its first giant step forward for "womankind" by announcing it had finally found a female employee qualified for male compensation. "We've all known for years that, theoretically at least, a woman could become a 'rocket scientist', even if only a mediocre one." NASA wrote on its website. "This mission was one of our longer explorations, but we've done it, we found … [Read more...]