Administration "Has No Idea" Who Could Be Behind the Leak 32% of the country think the photo is not altered Within hours of Mika Brzezinki making fun of his "little hands", an altered photo showing Trump with gigantic hands was leaked to the press by an "anonymous" insider. Poll Taken About Altered … Continue Reading
Do you have photos of the elderly struggling or misusing technology? Or do you just want to submit a funny caption on other people's photos? Go for it. To enter a caption, click on the photo - comment boxes are on each image's standalone page. Enter your caption contest submission in the comment boxes - … Continue Reading
It’s the most common syndrome among elderly, affecting 94% of the 65+ population. We’ve all seen it and, to varying degrees, we’ve all been affected by it: technology-specific elderly mental retardation. There are very effective treatments for the syndrome, so…why are we never using them?
Fulfilling his campaign promise to bring jobs back to the US, president Donald Trump declared today success. “Thanks to me alone, I brought those factory jobs too difficult for reasonable white workers back home to be filled by our hard-working migrant Mexicans – the good ones,” Trump said today. “They do such a great job […]
God no longer works in mysterious ways. After pouring over decades of data on subjects such as child mortality, automobile fatalities, freak accidents, and more, NASA researchers say they can explain why some children die horrible, painful deaths.
Luther Kennedy, a 48 year old black man living in Corpus Christi, became another expense for tax-payers when he suffered 12 orgasms while being beaten and choke-holded by police officers during a routine traffic stop yesterday.
She was just a farmer’s daughter with an 8th grade education. “Everyone told me I was going nowhere…look how wrong they were,” she said.
Affirmative Action Quotas No Longer in Doubt After decades of “whitespeak” (Anglo-centric linguistics), the Scripps National Spelling Bee was forced by a federal judge last month to source 50% of its competition words from Urban Dictionary, a user-generated online dictionary that is considered a modern, multicultural reference for language. The ACLU lawsuit is one of […]
Tragedy ignites ABBA ban controversy in gay clubs
OSHA was “shocked and horrified” to learn of quality control workers at bullet-proof vest manufacturers who were taking hundreds of bullets in a shift with nothing to protect their ears from the loud blast of the gunfire. “We saw many pictures where management is wearing ear protection as they fire bullets into the vest of […]
Jim Davis, a 38 year old black man from Albany, NY was allegedly abducted and beaten by aliens sometime early Saturday morning. The aliens beat Mr. Davis with highly sophisticated techniques that have local police “in awe” and crime reviewers swooning. According to a police report filed the next day, the aliens beat Davis with […]
In 2016, 212 pediatricians of bullied and overweight children began reporting data anonymously to a University of Berlin graduate student as part of a study on bullying’s effects on the health of overweight children. The doctors were eager for the results of the study, as they long suspected results that no one else saw coming. […]
Police departments nationwide over-delivered on Obama’s equal opportunity hiring quota with thousands of new jobs unexpectedly in canine divisions.
Last Friday the federal government announced the gender pay gap hit 1.5%, the smallest pay difference between men and women since 1899, the year records started being kept. “We’ve been fighting for equal pay for about 120 years – at some point you’ve got to expect men to start pushing back. Women want what is […]