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Chippendales Dancers Accuse Ellen DeGeneres of Sexual Improprieties

Dancers say they have been objectified, degraded, and forced to do things to women of power

November 21, 2017 by Des Stonedeux

Ellen DeGeneres stood back and laughed as Chippendales dancers were groped by powerful women and then forced to touch them erotically. Or that's how some people saw it. "I couldn't believe she [Ellen] was just standing there and laughing while I was being groped by this married woman," a Chippendales dancer who didn't want to give his name (lest he lose future work) said. … [Read more...]

In Epic Wave of Brevity, Sexually Desirable Women Call Out Harassers

In response, men say they have turned their attention to less attractive and more willing women

November 12, 2017 by Des Stonedeux

Throughout the nation, women continued to come forward and accuse high-profile men of sexually improprieties after Harvey Weinstein's accusers triggered a monumental movement that is still unraveling in the public eye. History will remember the brave stand of these sexually desirable women who, together, said "enough is enough" and outed the men who (allegedly) sexually … [Read more...]

Loud Country Music Forces Hotel Guest to Go Ballistic

It began with a few hotel guests calling the lobby to complain about loud country music and ended in a bloody massacre with at least fifty dead and more than 500 wounded. “Unfortunately, it took automated weapons and fifty lives to put an end to the intolerable country music,” said Blake Gibbons of Los Angeles, […]

Urban Dictionary Takes Center Stage at Scripps National Spelling Bee, Court-Ordered Affirmative Action a Success

Affirmative Action Quotas No Longer in Doubt After decades of “whitespeak” (Anglo-centric linguistics), the Scripps National Spelling Bee was forced by a federal judge last month to source 50% of its competition words from Urban Dictionary, a user-generated online dictionary that is considered a modern, multicultural reference for language. The ACLU lawsuit is one of […]

Black Man Abducted & Beaten by Aliens. Local Police “In Awe” of Sophisticated Alien Beating

Jim Davis, a 38 year old black man from Albany, NY was allegedly abducted and beaten by aliens sometime early Saturday morning. The aliens beat Mr. Davis with highly sophisticated techniques that have local police “in awe” and crime reviewers swooning. According to a police report filed the next day, the aliens beat Davis with […]

Lottery Winner Inspires Others, “If I Can Beat the Odds, Anyone Can!”

She was just a farmer’s daughter with an 8th grade education. “Everyone told me I was going nowhere…look how wrong they were,” she said.

New NASA Study Decodes God’s Mysterious Ways, Explains Why Some Children Die of Cancer

God no longer works in mysterious ways. After pouring over decades of data on subjects such as child mortality, automobile fatalities, freak accidents, and more, NASA researchers say they can explain why some children die horrible, painful deaths.

Chippendales Dancers Accuse Ellen DeGeneres of Sexual Improprieties

In Epic Wave of Brevity, Sexually Desirable Women Call Out Harassers

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