Poll: Should Aliens be Allowed into Heaven?

In Epic Wave of Brevity, Sexually Desirable Women Call Out Harassers

In response, men say they have turned their attention to less attractive and more willing women

Loud Country Music Forces Hotel Guest to Go Ballistic

It began with a few hotel guests calling the lobby to complain about loud country music and ended in a bloody massacre with at least fifty dead and more than 500 wounded. “Unfortunately, it took automated weapons and fifty lives to put an end to the intolerable country music,” said Blake Gibbons of Los Angeles,…

Urban Dictionary Takes Center Stage at Scripps National Spelling Bee, Court-Ordered Affirmative Action a Success

Affirmative Action Quotas No Longer in Doubt After decades of “whitespeak” (Anglo-centric linguistics), the Scripps National Spelling Bee was forced by a federal judge last month to source 50% of its competition words from Urban Dictionary, a user-generated online dictionary that is considered a modern, multicultural reference for language. The ACLU lawsuit is one of…

Weird Locksmith Stories – To Say The Least

Did you ever go through an embarrassing case of a lockout from your car or home, possibly very late at night, while you were intoxicated or not in the best shape of your life, to say the least? It has happened to most of us, and it will continue to happen as long as we…

Black Man Abducted & Beaten by Aliens. Local Police “In Awe” of Sophisticated Alien Beating

Jim Davis, a 38 year old black man from Albany, NY was allegedly abducted and beaten by aliens sometime early Saturday morning. The aliens beat Mr. Davis with highly sophisticated techniques that have local police “in awe” and crime reviewers swooning. According to a police report filed the next day, the aliens beat Davis with…

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