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Poll: Should Aliens be Allowed into Heaven?

October 11, 2017 by Des Stonedeux

Statistician Charles Murray’s Data Remains Racist Despite Protests

For 25 years, “The Bell Curve” author Charles Murray has repeatedly presented the same racist and sexist data sets to the public, his critics say. “Here we have another old white male trying to keep minorities down,” said Amanda Kennedy, a sophomore at Middlebury College pursuing an East Asian Religions major. “His data hasn’t changed […]

Trump Makes Crowd Laugh by Revealing Muslim Ban was “Just a Joke”

After agreeing to spend billions of dollars on weapons, Muslim Saudi aristocrats were treated to a rare sampling of Donald Trump’s legendary sense of humor when they were told that Trump’s Muslim ban was “just a joke.” “It was the funniest joke I have ever heard,” a Saudi prince told an AP reporter. “And my […]

Black Man with Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome Ejaculates 12 Times During Rough Police Beating

Luther Kennedy, a 48 year old black man living in Corpus Christi, became another expense for tax-payers when he suffered 12 orgasms while being beaten and choke-holded by police officers during a routine traffic stop yesterday.

Experts Say This Video Explains Why Trump Believes He’s Smart

After telling the panel of X-Factor judges she’s a 10 on a scale of 1 to 10 and definitely going to be their next contest winner, a young British woman proceeded to sing terribly, albeit confidently. Judge Simon Cowell described her as “crazy, deluded” with “very little talent.” As viewers, this is what we love. […]

Four Surprising Things You Don’t Know About Teen Jesus

Four surprising things most people don’t know about Jesus as a teenager.

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