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June 13, 2017 by Des Stonedeux

Alabama Has No Problem Electing Child Molester to Senate as Long as He Goes to Church

Sporting his cute outfit that came with a nifty pocketbook pistol, Roy Moore took to the stage wagging his pistol with so much femininity one had to wonder whether it was all an act to convince his audience that this girly-man was harmless, even with a gun. And it may very well have been an […]

Koko the Sign-Language Gorilla Joins “Me Too” Movement With Allegations of Sexual Assault

Koko, the gorilla famous for her sign communication skills and her relationship with comedian Robin Williams, joined the “me too” movement yesterday by announcing that she, too, had been sexually assaulted “three times last night and twice this morning” by a banana. While Koko’s vocabulary was unfamiliar with sexual harassment terms, she impressed animal behavior […]

In Epic Wave of Brevity, Sexually Desirable Women Call Out Harassers

In response, men say they have turned their attention to less attractive and more willing women

Poll: Should Aliens be Allowed into Heaven?

Loud Country Music Forces Hotel Guest to Go Ballistic

It began with a few hotel guests calling the lobby to complain about loud country music and ended in a bloody massacre with at least fifty dead and more than 500 wounded. “Unfortunately, it took automated weapons and fifty lives to put an end to the intolerable country music,” said Blake Gibbons of Los Angeles, […]

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