Public Bathrooms Could Have Offered Far More Microbial Diversity For $5 of Lab Supplies, Space Agency Admits NASA’s Mars rover cost $2.7B After spending “you don’t want to know how much” of tax-payers’ money sending a sophisticated probe to Mars, NASA announced in an email that the Perseverance probe found […]
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Whistleblower Alleges Government’s “UFO” Report Omits Inter-Galactic Sex Trafficking
Lizard alients are particularly horny, their sex toys use technology that makes them “fucking incredible” Aliens are here and the government has no intention of coming clean. That’s the claim of an anonymous government whistleblower. Additionally, the aliens are reptilian, and they have been abducting large numbers of reptiles from […]
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Scientists Detect “Extremely Loud and Offensive” Radio Signal From Nearby Star; Send Even More Offensive Message Back
A team known as “The Breakthrough Listen Astronomers” discovered a radio signal emanating from the direction of Proxima Centauri, the closest star to our sun, just 4.2 light-years away and which UFOlogists claim are home to aliens which have been visiting Earth for thousands of years. Dr. Larry Fix of […]
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Grandma Vs. Technology: Photo & Caption Contest
Do you have photos of the elderly struggling or misusing technology? Or do you just want to submit a funny caption on other people’s photos? Go for it. To enter a caption, click on the photo – comment boxes are on each image’s standalone page. Enter your caption contest submission […]
