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Chippendales Dancers Accuse Ellen DeGeneres of Sexual Improprieties

Dancers say they have been objectified, degraded, and forced to do things to women of power

November 21, 2017 by Des Stonedeux

Chippendales Dancers Accuse Ellen DeGeneres of Sexual Improprieties

Ellen DeGeneres stood back and laughed as Chippendales dancers were groped by powerful women and then forced to touch them erotically. Or that's how some people saw it. "I couldn't believe she [Ellen] was just standing there and laughing while I was being groped by this married woman," a Chippendales dancer who didn't want to give his name (lest he lose future work) said. … [Read more...]

Urban Dictionary Takes Center Stage at Scripps National Spelling Bee, Court-Ordered Affirmative Action a Success

Even affirmative action skeptics were impressed by the profound effect of the court-mandated Urban Dictionary spelling bee quotas.

December 9, 2018 by Des Stonedeux

Urban Dictionary Takes Center Stage at Scripps National Spelling Bee, Court-Ordered Affirmative Action a Success

Affirmative Action Quotas No Longer in Doubt After decades of "whitespeak" (Anglo-centric linguistics), the Scripps National Spelling Bee was forced by a federal judge last month to source 50% of its competition words from Urban Dictionary, a user-generated online dictionary that is considered a modern, multicultural reference for language. The ACLU lawsuit is one of many … [Read more...]

OSHA “Horrified” Workers Taking Bullets Without Ear Protection

A pattern of male management wearing ear protection and firing bullets into female employees not wearing protection troubled OSHA.

February 21, 2018 by Des Stonedeux

OSHA “Horrified” Workers Taking Bullets Without Ear Protection

OSHA was "shocked and horrified" to learn of quality control workers at bullet-proof vest manufacturers who were taking hundreds of bullets in a shift with nothing to protect their ears from the loud blast of the gunfire. "We saw many pictures where management is wearing ear protection as they fire bullets into the vest of an employee with no ear protection," said OSHA case … [Read more...]

2018 Amish Women Calendar Available Despite Fierce Elder Resistance to “Shameful Pimping”

"Amish Women Calendar" will be available despite an attempt by elders to block what they called "a desperate pimping of our next generation for cash". The calendar is meant to replace lost revenue from declining butter sales.

December 6, 2017 by Des Stonedeux

2018 Amish Women Calendar Available Despite Fierce Elder Resistance to “Shameful Pimping”

An Amish Elder vote on Saturday made it official: the 2018 Amish Women Calendar will be available sometime next week, according to Elder Jacob Render of the local Amish group. The calendar will be available for sale on Some Kind of Diaper next month. Sign up for an alert in our newsletter box. 2018 Amish Women Calendar Amish Planning Next Year's … [Read more...]

Alabama Has No Problem Electing Child Molester to Senate as Long as He Goes to Church

Nine women, some of who are Trump supporters, have made a persuasive case against Republican Roy Moore for sexual assault.

November 19, 2017 by Des Stonedeux

Alabama Has No Problem Electing Child Molester to Senate as Long as He Goes to Church

Sporting his cute outfit that came with a nifty pocketbook pistol, Roy Moore took to the stage wagging his pistol with so much femininity one had to wonder whether it was all an act to convince his audience that this girly-man was harmless, even with a gun. And it may very well have been an act. Judge Roy Moore, who now has nine women accusing him of sexual improprieties … [Read more...]

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Statistician Charles Murray’s Data Remains Racist Despite Protests

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For 25 years, “The Bell Curve” author Charles Murray has repeatedly presented the same racist and sexist data sets to the public, his critics say. “Here we have another old white male trying to keep minorities down,” said Amanda Kennedy, a sophomore at Middlebury College pursuing an East Asian Religions major. “His data hasn’t changed…

Trump Makes Crowd Laugh by Revealing Muslim Ban was “Just a Joke”

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Black Man with Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome Ejaculates 12 Times During Rough Police Beating

Black Man with Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome Ejaculates 12 Times During Rough Police Beating

Luther Kennedy, a 48 year old black man living in Corpus Christi, became another expense for tax-payers  when he suffered 12 orgasms while being beaten and choke-holded by police officers during a routine traffic stop yesterday.

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